The Panda Land of Lake Panda is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.544 billion Lake Pandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakeland. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.

The strong Lake Pandan economy, worth 237 trillion lake panda dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,044 lake panda dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Lake Panda, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lake Panda's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Lake Panda is ranked 76,308^th in the world and 3,398^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 92.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.